I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that
a double gold star gay is a gay guy who has never had sex with a girl and was also born via c-section… never came out, never came in
I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.
i am far from but i will definitely accept cuddles
let’s cuddle? cuddles are awesome
lesbians break ups leave you broke and lonely, no exceptions